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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:34:47 -0400

langlei: Favorites (in no particular order): Movies → Pokémon...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:26:15 -0400

Favorites (in no particular order): Movies → Pokémon 3: Spell of the Unown (2000)
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delianisnotonfire: belladino: nelladee: Know your roses guys ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:06:56 -0400

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._.

salmon is for desire

catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:09:15 -0400

catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:33:17 -0400

Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:12 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

wouldyouliketoseemymask: the greatest pissing contest of all...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:55:26 -0400

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

the greatest pissing contest of all time

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:22:00 -0400

elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:09:12 -0400

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:07:24 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 13:37:48 -0400

#throwbackthursday #tbt 2011 Halloween. Damn I loved this...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:22:08 -0400

#throwbackthursday #tbt 2011 Halloween. Damn I loved this costume. I was a witch.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:53:08 -0400

cobra-simmons: mollylover: tastefullyoffensive: 9 Cats Taking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:10:45 -0400

cobra-simmons:

mollylover:

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

This is my favorite post on the entire Internet

No but how is the cat in the green box more attractive than me?

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:11:48 -0400

nerdgirl-fangirl: Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:02:27 -0400

nerdgirl-fangirl:

Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:45:24 -0400

whatareyouwearingbenedict: fishingboatproceeds: bbc-bestbromanc...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:23:52 -0400

whatareyouwearingbenedict:

fishingboatproceeds:

bbc-bestbromancecompany:

Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?

As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)

1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”

2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.

3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.

4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?

5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.

6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.

7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.

8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).

We just needed this again, but now with fyll John Green analyze

Kato the cat, vicious and cute. #cats #catsofinstagram #cutir

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:30:50 -0400

Kato the cat, vicious and cute. #cats #catsofinstagram #cutir

pokemonpalooza: Realistic Starters & Evos by ~nauvasca

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:05:34 -0400

pokemonpalooza:

Realistic Starters & Evos by ~nauvasca